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Funny Fitness quote “if I don’t exercise I won’t be able to open vegemite jar when I get older”

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Funny Fitness quote this morning regarding the effects of not exercising during your lifetime “if I don’t exercise, I won’t be able to open vegemite jar” when I get older.

I always like to compare your body to a car engine, you can not change the oil regularly, rev the engine before it has warmed up properly and not give it regular servicing.

For the first couple of years it will be ok but after 50-70000kms, it will be sluggish, idle roughly and be uneconomical to run.
So your body is no different, as the old saying goes “Use it or lose it”

Funny Fitness Quote: Boys give your balls to girls

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

This morning at our Melbourne Boot Camp, Michael said “Boys give all your medicine balls to the girls” and Katina replied “The boys need to give all their balls to the girls”

Mmmm, always a laugh at Boot camp, maybe this may be a contender for our funniest comments prize.

Funny Fitness quote regarding running groups “do we provide sick bags?”

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

While talking a Fitmate this morning regarding our running group, she responded with the question “do you provide the sick bags?” Only joking! from Kat at North Fitzroy.

Fitstylers response: Sorry it’s BYO but you can use the doggy poop bags available at the Park, only joking:))

Seriously running can be incredibly intense, especially if you incorporate interval based training

Absolutely knackered after boot camp session, arms were shaking when driving on the freeway home, had to use my knees.

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Absolutely knackered after boot camp session, arms were shaking when driving on the freeway home, had to use my knees.

After an intense boxing session, our new fitmate after being encouraged (hassled) to attend a session, eventually made it down but was still realling from the aftermath.

Working in a tool shop wasn’t great as he was struggling to lift even the lightest drill, not great when your mates at work are giving you a hard time about it.

Funny Fitness quote “Chris is carrying a few extra kilo’s”

Monday, January 18th, 2010

Well this morning when we were running back to our meeting point for bootcamp, I mentioned to a fitmate that she should be running faster than her partner as he was carrying a medicine ball that weighed a few extra kilo’s. Our fitmate Kate replied that yes Chris is carrying a few extra kilo’s)))

Mmm, I trust that this was referencing the weight of the medicine ball.

Even though this comment was not broadcasted to the group, it definitely qualifies for our Fitstyler awards for the funniest comment during our Bootcamps.