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Very funny fitness quote regarding why a fitmate couldn’t make it to our Carlton Boot camp one morning “Reversed car hit wall missed Boot camp”.

It all started when Lisa L’s mum asked her to move her car, she thought she could park the car closer to the front door as she had some stuff to unload.

As Lisa went to reverse car, she inadvertently hit the accelerator to hard and when straight for the pillar and up onto the patio. She doesn’t quite know what happened as it was all so fast.

However I love her optimism, if she had driven forwards, the pillar could have gone through the windscreen or the verandah may have fallen down.

“Hasn’t been my year, anything that could have happened has happened (in bad stuff). So with 2011 a new year full of optimism and only good stuff ahead:))

With our Fitstyler awards now 12 months away, I think Lisa has blown away the competition very early for the best excuse for missing boot camp.

Shaken but not stirred:))

Received a great email why Phil missed Boot Camp last week “I forgot to email you – I put a dynabolt through my foot last week, and haven’t been able to walk properly, so we’ve been no shows cos of that”

I think we have a clear leader for out yearly funniest comment award.

Shoes and feet seem to feature prominently when it comes to reasons why Fitmates were unable to attend Boot Camp.

Funny fitness story: A very damaged bicycle after being left on roof racks while driving a 4WD through a low level car park in Melbourne.

So maybe what’s left of the bicycle can be put into good use, maybe build your own bicycle lawn mower.
So remember to a damaged bicycle remove it from the roof racks from your 4WD when entering a car park.

Funny Fitness Quote #1, I don’t eat lettuce, rabbits eat lettuce from our Fitmate referring to eating a diet that includes green vegetables.

While eating a diet including green leafy vegetables may be unappealing to some, there nutritional benefits far outweigh they lack of appeal. George W Bush didn’t like Broccoli.

Some head down to the market and grab some green leafy vegetables today.
What a great funny fitness quote, I don’t eat lettuce, rabbits eat lettuce.

Funny fitness story this morning how a fitmate had to turn up in an old daggy pair of runners as her dog called Cooper had hid her shoes in the morning.